that I love thee………….
1. You ease my daily workload (unlike my husband and children)
2. You only want for attention twice a day (unlike my husband and children)
3. You clean just about everything perfectly (unlike my husband and children)
4. You consistently bring my sparkle and shine into my day (unlike my husband and children)
5. You always smell nice (unlike my husband and children)
Ah my love……….. I have missed you the past couple of weeks my precious one while you have patiently awaited a space of your own in our new home.
But rest assured that you were never far from my thoughts, longingly wished for many times through my days over these past long weeks and you are now once again the supreme queen of my appliances…………….. Even if you have to rule from the laundry because there is no space in this kitchen for you.
No space in your kitchen? Pshaw! Rip out a cupboard. Or two. Whatever it takes.
Mistress B (311 comments.) Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
lol! I would if we weren’t renting
LOL, so glad you have your love back. And easily cleaned dishes again.
Like River said, rip out of cupboard or something but make sure that its one you can put back in again before you go.
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Mistress B (311 comments.) Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
I was having withdrawels…………. lol
Bahahahaha, put it in your bedroom, so you can watch it work for you. lol.
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Mistress B (311 comments.) Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
There’s no taps in the bedroom
lol
Mistress B (311 comments.) Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
ooo………… would that count as a threesome? lmao
I do envy you.
Mistress B (311 comments.) Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
One day you shall have your own true love…………..
LOL
Dishwasher love – the only pure love without any strings attached (unless it breaks down)
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Mistress B (311 comments.) Reply:
May 3rd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
no strings, just pipes……. lol
Hahaa.I have never bothered with a dishwasher, but now,after noticing my draining board has not been free of dishes for 3 years[ no bull] I am so ready to get one.
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