Well the Screw Up of the Week award is all about the SWIL this week!
My bro finally managed to drag the sorry whore into court where the judge tore strips off of her and her lawyer and gave her until the end of the school holidays to move back to town and get the kids back into their old school and give my brother back his shared care.
If she screws around and/or doesn’t comply – she loses the kids completely.
Finally we have some good news!
And if we get the house we applied for I’ll be laughing myself silly – it’s in the same street as her place, one rather small block down the road. She’s gonna be convinced that we’ve moved there to spy on her lol
And on a completely unrelated topic of ‘things I never dreamt I’d hear myself saying’, tonight’s little gem was “stop farting on your sisters!”.
Boys! *shakes head*
So, what do y’all have for me this week? Delicious screw ups? Delectable twists of fate or words?
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Here’s hoping she does screw up more and justice will be done.
Egads, boys are grubs.
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Only a block away? Will that be alright with you or will it infuriate you? (I know which one I would pick, but that’s because my SIL drives me completley bonkers)
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I’m sorry.
Bwhahahahahahahahah
But you so have to stitch “Stop farting on your sisters” into a sampler and frame it for TJ.
His future girlfriends will thank you for it
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Maybe she needs to have an eye kept on her to keep her in line. If she thinks you are watching, she might pull her head in and stop the shenanigans.
Hell’s Yeah. Sometimes the law does work.
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Crossing fingers she keeps screwing up and your bro gets full custody.
Great news for your brother.
The farting? As my son often said, that’s what girls are for.
Why do males find farts so amusing?…It’s universally funny to the male gender. I hope things work out for your brother and his kids. It seems some mothers never learn how to “parent”..Its a sad thing.
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Great to hear there is some good news for your brother. My boys juts love toilet humour.
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My brother used to tell me that farting on his sisters was a right…I freaking believed him until my Mum caught him one night and kicked his arse
Such good news about the skank whore too!!! Sometimes the wheels may move slowly, but they work all the same….shit I hope you get that house!!!
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I am a single mom that is still waiting for justice to be done to my ex-husband that is a deadbeat sperm donor that has abandoned his daughter and will not pay child support. So I saw if the judge torn her a new one and she deserved it then give the man an award
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glad there is positive news on your silly SIL….
LOL at the farting line… I heard the words ‘leave your brother’s penis alone’ come out of my mouth last night and had to shake my head in confusion….
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Since having my son, I have also added many items to my list of ‘things I never dreamt I’d hear myself saying’. Eg “You’re not supposed to get an erection when Mummy’s washing your penis”, “Darling, don’t eat the table”, and “No baby, Mummy doesn’t need a bra.”