Yesterday after I picked up the offspring from school, but before the PMS-ing teens had a chance to start throwing around lightening bolts and dragon fire their squabbling, I stopped off at our local department store to pick up a cupcake set.
I gave the spawns of satan my daughters the money and sent them forth to purchase said item.
Then I moved the car.
And waited.
Then TJ and I pissed ourselves laughing at the looks on their faces when they came back out and couldn’t see the car where they got out of it.
Gotta amuse myself somehow after putting up with their wild hormones all week! 
you cruel mean and nasty mother…. but hey you gotta get your laughs somehow… why else do you think I let my girls do tap class? Dancing elephants anyone!?!
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Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 11:56 am
lmao – pink dancing elephants?
Genius! I’ll have to try that to my 13 year old- she gives me such grief
Oyy! It’s exhausting…
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Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 11:57 am
yes, it does get exhausting. Tis good to find a light moment
Ha Ha, good one!
Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 11:58 am
thanks
Please, before my ovaries do anything useful, can you write “Mistress B’s guide to Motherhood”
It should save the sanity of many.
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Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 11:59 am
hehehe
Will work on a list at the least just for you
LOL
That’s perfect!
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Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
We thought so!
I’ve lost count of the times I did this to my girls!
Then just when they got used to it and would start to look everywhere except the place I parked, then I would leave it where I started and they wouldn’t think to look there!!!
*tears running down my face here!!!*
The looks on their faces were priceless….
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Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
lmao!! Oh it was so funny!! I knew you were a kindred spirit
lol
Where can I get me one of those cake racks, ploise?
Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I got it at Target. I dunno if they’ll still have them. They were a really good special and we got the last one at our local store.
Ah – you’re mean – heheh
Mistress B Reply:
March 28th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
*sings* ‘It’s cruel to be kind means that I love you’
lmao
I do that to my husband!
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Mistress B Reply:
March 29th, 2009 at 11:26 am
lmao!! I shall have to try it on hubs too
ROFL. That is evil and funny. I shall have to remember it for future use.
Mistress B Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 2:23 pm
hehehe
glad to inspire evil in others
lol